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Type the phrase "Vampires Suck" into a search bar, and you’ll get a split-personality result. On one hand, you have the 2010 parody film from the makers of Date Movie and Epic Movie —a slapstick takedown of the Twilight saga. On the other hand, you have the genuine sentiment of millions of horror fans and literary critics who believe that modern vampire lore has lost its fangs.

– There are True Blood references, The Vampire Diaries digs, and even a Jerry Springer -style showdown between vampires and werewolves. Vampires Suck

So, does "Vampires Suck"?

Jenn Proske’s performance is the film’s secret weapon. Playing a spot-on parody of Kristen Stewart’s Bella (the hair-tucking, the stammering, the thousand-yard stare), Proske commits fully, elevating material that could have been unwatchable into something weirdly endearing. Matt Lanter, voicing Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: The Clone Wars , brings a deadpan intensity that perfectly mimics Robert Pattinson’s brooding. Type the phrase "Vampires Suck" into a search