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So fire up your old laptop, channel your inner 13-year-old, and go bowl a turkey in Hawaii. Just don’t blame us when you can’t get “Hawaiian Vacation Elves” out of your head for a week.

Santa’s elves—the same green-suited troublemakers from the first game—are sent to the Hawaiian islands. But they don’t relax. Instead, they discover that the local king pins have challenged them to a bowling tournament. The stakes? If the elves lose, they have to work for the king for eternity. If they win, they get to stay on vacation forever.

: You can use items to increase your ball size, gain super speed, or shrink the gutters.

The process requires a bit of technical know-how and a tolerance for outdated graphics. But once you hear that steel drum music and watch an elf ride a surfboard down the lane to knock over a penguin wearing a coconut bra, you’ll remember why you loved it in 2003.

: It was often packaged with Elf Bowling 7 1/7: The Last Insult in "Holiday Packs".