The internet is flooded with perfect mommy bloggers who have color-coded snack stations and laundry rooms that smell like lavender. But where is the content for us ? Where is the blog for the dad who uses a dirty sock to wipe ketchup off the car seat? Where is the corner of the web that admits fatherhood is 10% adorable moments and 90% asking, “Why is there yogurt on the ceiling?”
Never go alone. Bring a toddler. Let them sit in the cart. Give them a cucumber to hold. They will be occupied. You will buy 90% of what you need. The other 10%? Order it online at 3 AM when you can’t sleep. padre de familia blog
— A tired but happy Padre de Familia